I stood in the tunnel waiting patiently for my name to be called, then on the loudspeakers my name was called. Hagrid Saville. I got on to the track and started doing my stretches. Finally they called us up on to the running blocks. They fired they clakson. I buckled at the start but then I manged to regain my stride, then BAM! Oh @&£”. I fell down the sinkhole and was sucked into orbit, I didn’t see that there…..

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